A killer tagline on the cheap

Your product is incredible, and you want to instill a sense awe and wonder to any who may hear about it. …But, maybe you don’t have much of a budget. Or perhaps you think this ‘marketing’ stuff is a bunch of overpriced nonsense.

Well, I can help!

For a mere $13.86, I can provide you with words that might work the wonders you’re looking for.

You provide me with a short description of your product, service, or event—anything you’d like to be promoted, really—and I’ll write you a tagline in under 24 hours.

Some caveats you should be aware of:

1. I’ll be providing 1 tagline under 100 characters in length, including spaces.

2. You will receive the tagline in 24 hours or less.

3. All claims to copyright are yours at the moment I deliver the work to you. It’s all free to do with as you choose, forever.

4. All sales are absolutely final. If you aren’t happy with the results, you own the work, so please feel free to tweak the tagline in any way you see fit. (Please do keep in mind you paid less than a typical Chipotle lunch for the work, so c’mon, you’re still coming out ahead here.)

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the process work?

You will be prompted to provide a little bit of background information on the product or service you’re trying to promote. I will take this information and try to provide you something eye-catching, memorable and serves your marketing goals. And I’ll deliver it in under 24 hours.

Is this a joke?

It is not. I will do my best to provide quality work. But please be aware of the constraints here. This is marketing material delivered on the extreme cheap.

Why $13.86?

After taxes, I’ll have enough left over to buy myself a coffee at Philz, which I feel is fair compensation. (It’d be cheaper, but inflation is hitting everyone these days. I’m sure you’re feeling it, too.)

What if I want a rewrite?

This should be easily accomplished if you have access to a computer, or pen and pencil. To obtain the latter materials without breaking the bank, I would recommend inquiring at your local hotel or business conference, where these items are often provided free of charge.

What if I’m not happy with what I receive?

While I do my best not to disappoint customers, I understand that personal preferences can be such that some may feel unsatisfied with their tagline. For that I apologize, but I’d have to charge more if edits and rewrites were part of the service. All sales are absolutely final. But hey, you could love it. It could be everything your campaign needs. And if you don’t love it, you’re only out $13.86.